Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

bloater

a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul

you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers

by mrsharp July 20, 2003

bloatee

When fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. As defined by Roast Beef in the comic strip Achewood: "When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee"

"He had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began."

by Golfhaus September 23, 2005

bloated

Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

Microsoft Windows is a bloated Operating System

by Moe Dean March 17, 2004

boathead

(1) The hidden underlying reference to squareness, and boat-like shape, of the heads on Singaporeans (originally designed by the Merry Boat Heads clan as a way to insult without having to face the penalties/risks of being "offensive").

(2) It also can be referenced to the greatest gaming clan in Singapore - the notorious Merry Boat Heads.

Being insulted as a boathead is probably the worst thing you can imagine - yet each member of the Merry Boat Heads is, ironically, able to be compared to that of a God; they are each that amazing.

(3) It's a professional troll word - used by only the masters.

You're a boathead!
Don't worry; The Merry Boat-Heads crushed you - it's expected since the start!
Boathead!

by WCGPR0 May 17, 2012

bloaties

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),

I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

by trojanx April 11, 2012

Beloathed

Very much hated

He is beloathed; everyone tells me how much they hate him.

by Sir Turgid Phallus March 13, 2019