Blitzkrieged

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.

Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.

by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008

Blitzkrieging

Named after the strategy used by the German's in World War 2, where the army would rush passed a certain point or line with everything they have. Blitzkrieging is when someone steps over the line appropriateness really quickly, usually with just one comment.

Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I just got back from your mother's house."

Guy 2: "Yeah well I fucked your dead grandmother."

Guy 1: "Wow dude, too far. Stop Blitzkrieging."

by Shambles299 June 30, 2010

blitzkrieged

The state of total drunkenness. Also known as hammered and shit-housed.

Man, did you see Todd at that party last night? He was completely blitzkrieged.

by JohnKlux August 27, 2006

blitzkrieged

to be really high to the point of not being able to think

Damn dude, I am blitzkrieged, wha??

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

blitzkrieg

A verb meaning to conquer or steal something lightning fast.

"Daniel blitzkriegged my M&Ms when I looked away."

by tonycapone September 25, 2006

Blitzkrieg

The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.

Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.

by Rick Clanderfield August 29, 2011

blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021