blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006

Gravy Blister

Gravy Blister. Someone that only does the easy jobs at work, and are like a blister... only shows up after work is done.

"Austin is a gravy blister, where is he at we are almost done!"

by SupermarineLR September 10, 2011

Blister

It's a skin elevation full of water after and infection or burning

If you touch that hot bar it'd let you a painful blister

by fanroc January 11, 2006

Blister

A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.

Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.

by MikeInDC August 31, 2017

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

blister

Some lazy bastard who always misteriously appears after the hard work has been finished, much like a blister

Mat came over to help move the bulk stack after finishing guitar hero for the 4th time today
Wat a filthy ranga blister

by simo1981 April 20, 2008