bleeding diarrhea

a sign that Satan is real

I have bleeding diarrhea. what the hell did i do?

by Andrew Poletis June 10, 2008

Blind Randy

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”

doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”

by thunderchicken March 1, 2012

big blind

The second forced bet in Texas Hold 'Em poker and other similar poker games. The big blind is generally equal to the current minimum bet.

I was in the big blind, so I decided to see the flop, even though I had W.H.I.P.

by BloodGain June 22, 2005

All blind

To smoke so much GANJA that your blasted outta your mind and cannot see, smell, think, NOTHING.

Sober guy:"Ho hows you All blind?"

Herb guy:"...."

by Jv Hawaian December 2, 2010

bleed the lizard

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

blind buy

to buy a movie you haven't seen yet

"Everyone's been telling me Gladiator is really good, so I decided to risk a Blind Buy."

by Mary Temp July 8, 2007

on the bleed

Australian slang for when a woman is menstruating.

I'm on the bleed, huck it in me dumper.

by helicine September 1, 2006