bleezemonkey

Another name for a couch potato.

"I watched the 2000 olympics from beginning to end, sitting in the same couch."
"You're such a bleezemonkey!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

bleeze

a term used to talk about heroin, usually black tar heroin

"Dude.. wheres the bleeze at?"

"Aye lets smoke some bleeze"

by sqqueek February 11, 2012

Bleeze

When you are on your period and sneeze and you feel the blood come out and ruin your day.

*achoo* Dammit, i just had a bleeze

by charlatte January 13, 2017

Bleefed

Like sharting, but with queefing an don your period.

Jane just bleefed her pants so hard.

by crazaybaybeee May 15, 2023

Bleesed

The alternate, yet still correct, version of the word "blessed". Typically used by a certain cute Chinese girl who also likes to make up weird abbreviations, calls dogs cats, very knowledgeable about tea, very well travelled and likes to eat chicken.

"bleesed and free"

by noodlesoup4life May 23, 2023

bleeped

very high OR very silly due to being tired

"im so bleeped i havent slept in 24 hours"
"dude im feeling completely bleeped"

by theugy January 1, 2024

The Blezzed

The blezzed (also known as LMX from the eastside) is an Aberdeen based rapper that lives in the Bridge Of Don area. He aspires to be the next slim shady. Although he’s been though a lot (family problems (lol), being bullied in and out of school, and haters commenting on his YouTube), The Blezzed keeps his head high and tries his best to block them out.

Person 1: “have you heard the new ‘The Blezzed’ song?

Person 2: “what? Trauma?”

Person 1: “yeah!”

Person 2: “it’s honestly a pile of shit”

Person 1: “fr 💀”

by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023