blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by tank May 13, 2005

blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

blazed

See high or stoned. To be in a particularly happy state of mind after consuming canabis, or marijuana.

That guy jus had some bong hits, and now he is blazed.

by Groog August 30, 2003

Blasted

When you smoke marijuana to the point you feel you were on the recieving end of a cyclops optic blast, or in special instances the recieving end of Han Solo's blaster. AKA getting fucking blasted.

Damn dude im fucking BLASTED.

Yo you wanna get Han Solo blasted tonight?

Dude you wanna confront cyclops and get fucking blasted??

by Joma Green January 3, 2011

bum blasted

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

by RobbieJ December 24, 2003

Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

by Journas October 9, 2003

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012