muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein

She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Batteh

1. A four-legged, fur-laden, triangle-eared, creature.
2. A cat.

That batteh is the cutest thing ever.

by fingerpaintedsmile November 28, 2011

AAA-Battery

An Asexual-Aromatic-Agender person with enough energy that they are feared by gods.

Are you a AAA-Battery, because you have some great dance moves!

Do I want coffee? No, I’m a AAA-Battery: I’ve got energy for days.

by 10 Pigeons June 11, 2022

Batted

To dish out that work on a gold platter.
To beat someone up.
To hit someone with a bat.

Yo bro you finna get batted if I don't get my money

by Chris & Brian KHS March 15, 2014

BLATT

“Blood Love All The Time”

ssup blatt?

by ludjyr November 13, 2018

chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

by living proof December 12, 2003