Skip to main content

beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.
by micks_folly March 25, 2009
mugGet the beartard mug.

Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
mugGet the Blarting mug.
Related Words

blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.
Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?
by XA-9 October 11, 2008
mugGet the blatantize mug.

blargag

verb, noun, etc.
1. A plausible answer or reply to everything and anything.
-Can be used as a word to annoy and confuse another individual.
2. It can be used to describe something tangible like mud crusted on the bottom of your shoe, or even the feeling you get when you wake up in a stranger's bed.
3. It can also be used in the context as an expression, or as a substitution for explicit or vulgar words.

4. Other forms of the word are "blar."
Celine: "Do you know where mom went?"
Alvin: "BLARGAG!"
Celine: "Damnit. You are a pistolhead."
by Suehin January 30, 2009
mugGet the blargag mug.

Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010
mugGet the Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP) mug.

blart

A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.
Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021
mugGet the blart mug.

blanta

a black or african american santa figurine you would see in a store at christmas time
look there's Blanta! i didn't know Santa was black...
by mrs. clause January 15, 2007
mugGet the blanta mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email