one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.
by GeordieChris July 17, 2006
Get the blartmug. Adjective.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010
Get the Blartedmug. Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.
by Radge Gadgee December 7, 2006
Get the blartmug. by mfeinstein September 1, 2020
Get the Blartedmug. by Freddy Mercury June 23, 2003
Get the blartmug. 1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.
2. The female reproductive gash.
1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
by definitely not alex April 26, 2009
Get the blartmug. by James M. December 28, 2005
Get the blartmug.