Slava's Blanket

1. When one man is covered with a wet naked man in order to sleep at night.

It was so hot in Russia, i could not sleep without my slava's blanket.

by joey thumbs July 8, 2012

fish blanket

When a girl squirts on you while you are asleep.

Boyfriend: I slept well last night because it was warm, but it smelt like fish.

Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!

by Ratatoullie March 12, 2016

Blake Bliss

Blake Bliss is a Canadian youtuber who does silly and random videos, as well as some songs. Blake is a very friendly, silly, nice, etc. He calls his fans 'pandas'. Unfortunately, Blake is a very unknown youtuber who deserves to be more known. Every Monday, he does a You Now which he calls 'music monday' where he performs various songs of his and talks with the viewers. It makes Mondays worth looking forward to.

Person 1: Did you see Blake Bliss's You Now on the 22nd of April?
Person 2: Yes! We kept on distracting him because we love him.

by BBPanda April 24, 2013

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 14, 2013

Slut Blanket

A drunk bitch that falls on you at a party and either can't or won't take her limp body off of you.

I so wanted to come help you out with beer pong man, but i was covered by this slut blanket and just couldn't get her off!!

by Mizz Reed July 25, 2009

Jacob Blake

A rapist who was attempting to reach for his knife when a police officer shot him 4 times paralyzing him.

"You heard about Jacob Blake"
"Yeah it's caused more riots around the US"

by Eugene_the_libarian September 11, 2020

wet blanket

A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.

Don't let Joseph come on the Vegas trip, he's only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.

by FHOIA September 16, 2005