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Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
by that engel guy March 21, 2012
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green blazing

Green Blazing
hiker slang for smoking weed

Originated on the Pacific Crest Trail. the PCT passes through 3 western states that are all legal for recreational marijuana use.

"Blazing" is a term common to hiking and getting high. Green blazing means smoking weed while out hiking.
On our way out of town, we were green blazing back to the trail.
by Green Blaze PCT November 25, 2016
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Glory-Blazing

The act of sticking one's penis through a hole, commonly known as a Glory Hole while someone on the other side rubs accelerant on the penis and ignites it.
Pressed tightly to the wall, James shuddered in anticipation as the kerosene was slathered onto his cock in preparation for the glory-blazing.
by UsagiOni December 27, 2010
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blazing saddles

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.
Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"
by M.star September 5, 2004
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blinding stupidity

Your blinding stupidity never ceases to amaze me...
by _ June 2, 2004
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Jon Jon Blazing Squad

A Jon Jon Blazing Squad is a "blunt sesh" or a congregation of multiple marijuana loving individuals who are smoking a blunt, it can be used as a noun or a verb.
Verb:
"Yo man roll up that L we gotta jon jon blazing squad before class"

Noun:
"Last night when we were childo mildonsking we had a hugeee jon jon blazin squad."
by JJBS March 29, 2010
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BlazingVictini

Probably the best lbp commentator on youtube, he makes vids on lbp and news. Also making streams on cool games, probably the best lbp channel, you should sub to him, bc it's free!
BlazingVIctini is better than nerdyant.
by Nerdyant64 May 8, 2021
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