blamatitus

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.

God Tony has blamatitus

by mrsupernova December 13, 2014

Blahmy

It is a word that can either be cute of an insult. You call your mother that. (Slang for mommy)

My Blahmy is being so boring.

by ESBirdnerd October 15, 2020

Pajama Jammy Blam

“Pajama Jammy Blam” - the enviro safe practice of ejaculating into your sleeping attire from the night before. The idea being to eliminate the need for a towel, sock, or Kleenex. It’s an environmentally responsible way to help your household become more sustainable by reducing laundry loads.......

I’m doing my part to help cut down on unnecessary laundry by utilizing the Pajama Jammy Blam.

The wife rolled over with a headache first thing in the morning so I had to resort to a pajama jammy blam to get my day started.

by ScootsMcFireboots January 14, 2021

I blame thor

A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event.

Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?!

TheDon ; I BLAME THOR!

by A_Spec October 16, 2006

bammer

1. adj. Lacking in quality, usually pertaining to weed or other street drugs.

2. adj. Qualitatively negative; bad; lame; shitty.

1. "Don't gimme no bammer weed - we don't smoke no shit in the SFC."

2. This shit is hella bammer.

by Bok Bok December 15, 2002

blamethrower

1. A fictional weapon featured in the movie Mystery Men that, when activated, caused those in the vicinty to turn on one another.

2. An attempt to shift blame for your failures.

Michael Brown broke out the blamethrower to avoid responsibility for FEMA bungling Katrina recovery.

by KungFuQuip April 20, 2006

blamex

A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.

That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.

by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010