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bagel bite

A trademarked product of Heinz. They are small pizza snacks using a mini bagel as the crust.
A small (2" diameter) mini bagel is sliced in half with tomato sauce, mozzarella and sometimes pepperoni or sausage placed on the cut side. This is baked, toasted or microwaved until the cheese is melted. They can be found in a grocery store freezer section, or made from scratch with the component ingredients.
James prepared some Bagel Bites for his friends as they watched the Super Bowl.
bagel bite by Navarro May 13, 2004
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.
Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!
bagelfuck by bagelfucked May 12, 2009
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Bagelist 

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist
Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

Bagel Effect 

Also known as the butterfly effect, the bagel effect is, the idea that small things can have non-linear impacts on a complex system. (Specifically related to things like time itself and the multiverse) Received popularity from Spiderman Across the Spider-Verse, and a bagel also represents everything in Everything Everywhere All at Once.
When the spot got hit with a bagel it was a bagel effect 😳
Bagel Effect by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

New York Bagel 

Verb - The act of smearing cream cheese or butter between the ass cheeks of your partner then fucking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.
Last night, Cindy asked me for a New York Bagel. She's been shitting cream cheese ever since. Then she asked "You know what would go well with this New York Bagel? A Rootin Tootin Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry."
New York Bagel by Seany Blaze June 10, 2013

Bagel Girl 

A girl with a glamour body and a baby face.
Look Susie is a bagel girl!
Bagel Girl by bagelmama August 4, 2011

megel bagel 

Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.
boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.

girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.
megel bagel by jmeight August 30, 2010