A Bishop

To go to a place with the intention and expectation to do something. Then doing something completely different that has little to no correlation to the original task and then complaining when it doesn't work out.

"He's gone and done a bishop."
"I'm just gonna do a bishop."

by TheBaldPolish December 5, 2018

bishop

The highest level of the Roman Catholic clergy. Rules over an area called a diocese. Can ordain priests. Wears a tall, pointed hat called a miter; carries a staff called a crosier; wears a large cross and a large ring. Answerable to the pope.

Did your bishop just checkmate my king?

by ScottX October 18, 2005

Bishop On

Means to have a 'Semi On' brought on by girls talking dirty about sexual experiences.

Penny: My boyfriend gave me a really hard fucking last night I was squealing like a pig but I didn’t cum so I flicked myself off. Keith, what's that in your pocket?

Keith: That story gave me a Bishop On.

by Vandal_2010 August 19, 2010

bishoping

forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.

"vicar, lets do that again!"
"what do you mean?"
"like what jesus did to the jews!"
"oh, THAT thing"
"lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

bishops

school of homosexuals and gingers who have been rejected by society and chose to all go to the same school to unamiously hated by everyone
loser school

wow have you seen those kids that go to bishops they suck ass

by yo big old fat stanky mamma November 1, 2008

bishop

bishop is usually known as an asshole. he doesnt know how to treat girls right. he will make a girl feel like they are on top of the world & in a flash he will make a girl feel like shit. he only wants to get in someone pants. hes rude & gets jealous very easily. he is usually very annoying. & very very very perverted.

bishop: "hey, has anyone ever told you, you're beautiful?"

girl: "awe thanks!"

bishop: "im just kidding, you're fucking annoying & ugly."

by ilikepink337 January 8, 2012

bishops

Another name for erected nipples, due to the pointy top of a bishop chess piece.

Man I'd like to play with her bishops.

by Ddraig Goch January 4, 2009