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Bilal

The act of running naked through a feild while holding a slimy hotdog.
Person 1: "Wanna go Bilal later?"
Person 2: "Ew no wtf is wrong with you stay tf away from me you goddam retarted soft penis garbage person."
by xdcwfvegt4hyj May 18, 2022
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Bilal is a neek who appears offline on PS4 and makes private parties only inviting his gay friends the party. He also thinks he also says words to make him sound hard when he goes to a private school.
Mark: “did you get any wins with bilal on fortnite last night”
Josh: “nah he was appearing offline.”
Or
Bilal: “your peng still” *not knowing what peng means only hearing other people say it*
Josh: “why u chatting to girls like that u go to a fucking private school
Bilal: “shup blud or I’ll stab you, safe.”
by Neeksfc May 5, 2018
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a very shy boy who will love one girl forever. Bilal is ambitious, and he aspires to be a doctor. He is a very good person to be around. Loves playing Cricket and is Fun,caring,loving,responsible,sensitive,humorous, goofy hes one of the best people You'll probably come across in your life.
Friend 1: Yesterday, I sat beside Bilal. He really has a very good sense of humor.

Friend 2: I heard he scored very well in his SAT'S
by Remolded dockers October 23, 2022
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1.a giant three headed monster that magically goes to ducks games with their teacher and paints his chest green and acts like a total moron. Although he might not be acting.;
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah..nate
2.An evil mutated siamese twin that was growing out of your torso and was surgically removed when you were 12 and know lives in a picnic basket and sneaks out at night to murder your girlfriends
nate is a bilal
by Jordan your laver is here April 21, 2004
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One who shakes uncontrollably
That old geezer's such a Bilal!
by Bri + Jackie February 18, 2003
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Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + 🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
Yassine: you're really stupid
Bilal:Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + 🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
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the richest man on earth in 20 years also very funny and will probably buy you om du leker galen and will make you städa his toalett
I want to be Bilal when I'm older
by japparen December 11, 2016
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