Big Toe

Brads big ass toe! kick dot com clubchedda

he got big toes like Brad, bigger than my head

by Wu's Big Toe August 26, 2025

Big Left Toe

The big left toe of a person or creature.

The warlock- I call the Gnoll's Big Left Toe!

by ConsiderMeCon March 18, 2020

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Big Toe

The stub at the very left of your right foot or the stub at the very right of your left foot.

OW! I just hurt my Big Toe!

by smoothbrain December 15, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.

"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"

by CleverViking March 3, 2017