mr big penis

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.

"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"

by SRTDeity May 5, 2021

F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis

Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk

by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020

big bulbous penis

A penis that is very large or Shrek sized.

Shrek shoved his big bulbous penis into Harry Potter's orifices.

by Mebuscus09 October 17, 2014

Big Black Penis

Just like the boogy man, the big black penis is something we're all scared of, even if it's really not out there.

Mommy! There's a big black penis hiding in my closet!

Calm down Timmy, thats just a normal black penis hiding in your closet.

by FuryFrenzy January 5, 2009

Big Black Penis

A Popular Advertising Slogan

"Nothing's quicker than a Big Black Penis"

by Shaniqua January 23, 2003

Skinny penis big nippled freak

Yesterday I saw this skinny penis big nippled freak that won’t stop giving me this fucking disturbing look I thought he was going to molest me please help me.

The Skinny penis big nippled freak admitted that he was indeed gay🏳️ 🌈👅💦

by Big girl with a big ass36 April 13, 2019

I love big ol' penis in my mouth

I love men and so do you because you searched this. C=========3

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Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.

by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022