Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 03, 2017
Get the Measuring my big toe mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025
Get the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)... mug.

Big Left Toe

The big left toe of a person or creature.
The warlock- I call the Gnoll's Big Left Toe!
by ConsiderMeCon March 18, 2020
Get the Big Left Toe mug.

big toe-ER

this is what you say to someone when it's early and you have no come backs and they say you look like they're big toe
tanner - you look like my big toe

leila- you look like my big toe-ER
by leila1215 November 22, 2019
Get the big toe-ER mug.

Big Toe

The stub at the very left of your right foot or the stub at the very right of your left foot.
OW! I just hurt my Big Toe!
by smoothbrain December 16, 2020
Get the Big Toe mug.

big toe

dude let’s go suck a big toe
Get the big toe mug.