Beckerd

A term used for being left out of the fun or uninvited after seeing a post on a social media website. Being left out, not invited or otherwise forgotten about. Best used as an adjective under a post on Social Media Sites.

I saw that you guys all went out for Breakfast this morning. That sucks man, I wasn't invited. I got Beckerd.

by jordano44 September 24, 2011

Mama Beaker

Some people think it means mother fucker but it really doesn't it means nothing

mama beaker! my phone died.

by ShizDick August 25, 2021

beeker

The tall, skinny Oscar-Meyer-esque Muppet in the Muppet show.
Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.

"Beeker consumed Kenny the other day."
"That bastard!"

by Short green dude with glasses in the Muppets December 9, 2008

beckering

To get extremely drunk in the short timespan of around 15 minutes,
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.

Alex: Where'd our bottle of Captain go?
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...

by Kwazinator October 31, 2011

beaker disease

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.

We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease

by hannah parker March 28, 2008

A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"

by ice1013 May 6, 2010

Becker College

Ahh Becker College where can I start? Well actually nowhere because there is nothing to say about a private school with about 1600 people, half of which live off campus. Another funny thing I learned about the school is that about 99% of the people who attend live 5 minutes away but insist on rooming. Also Becker has a zero tolerance policy for drinking, the biggest party i have been to was about 15 people, how cool is that! It's really a shame Becker didn't make the top 10 party school list. Campus police walks in and out of the dorms as they please; it’s really sweet of them to make sure everyone is safe. I wouldn’t even know where to begin in defining the type of kids who go to this school; lets just say they are far from preppy. Oooo sports here rule, seriously they are so good, just kidding we haven’t won a game in years. Well that about sums it up.

if you dont want to have fun and sit in your dorm room 24/7 then go to Becker College

by Burtney Burt January 3, 2009