Status Battle

A Status Battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. You and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.

Status Battle Examples

Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)

Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO

by akararules July 17, 2010

battletech

Originating around about 1984, Battletech is a game set between 28th and the 32nd centuries (depending on what era you choose to set your battle in) pitting interstellar powers against each other. The main weapon of choice is the Battlemech: a 6 story tall walking tank ranging in weight from 20 to 100 tons that carry varrying weapons loadouts depending on the mission at hand. Battlemechs come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are built for speed, while others are built for firepower or a combination of both. There are also an assortment of tanks, support vehicles, artillery pieces, battle armor infantry and a myriad of other units that can be used to play as well. At first the game was played by moving pewter mechs (some of the really old ones are made of lead) on a map with the objective of destroying your enemy. Battletech expanded to the Mechwarrior RPG, the Mechwarrior PC and console gaming series, the now-defunct Battletech Collectable Card Game, and the more recent Mechwarrior: The Dark Age, which is similar in concept to Marvel Heroclix.

"I was playin Battletech over at Clint's the other day, and I blew the head off his Atlas with one of my Thunder Hawk's Gauss Rifles. He wasn't very happy, lol."

by bigjimdx September 16, 2005

battleaxe

A woman, who is nasty, overbearing, mean, pompous, arrogant, a selfish busybody, aggressive, disagreeable, or any combination of these. A battleaxe is usually an older woman, and often somewhat unattractive. The standard dictionary definition does not address looks, but one seldom hears a beautiful woman being called a battleaxe, no matter how disagreeable she is.

I hate taking books back late to the library because that old battleaxe at the desk makes such a big deal of it.

by techy2 September 11, 2009

face battle

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.

“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"

by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012

Battle of Midway

A battle between American and Japanese forces in the Pacific. Attempts by the Japanese to lure the Americans to Alaska failed as the Americans had cracked the Japanese codes. Resulted in the destruction of the entire Japanese carrier fleet with the loss of only one American carrier and turned the tide in the Pacific War.

The battle of Midway was fought in 1942 between the American and Japanese navies.

by Seraph17 October 16, 2008

Fortnite Battle Royale

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.

After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.

by Swift Internet Justice May 16, 2018

Fortnite Battlepass

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass

John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"

by HaRdAsKnUcKlEsXd October 6, 2020