Funky Bent

A little more than just a case of melancholy, also feeling discombobulated and dejected, left in a state of contemplation.

In a state of feeling as if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, have lost your sense of identity and are seeking answers from God.

I am feeling a Lil' Funky Bent today, so tonight I think that I will take a walk with God and dance with the Angles under the stars.

I am glad Mariah Carey isn't funky bent anymore,her concert was awesome and she sounds better than ever!

by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

benting

the act of venting to benti

"benti there is so much tea in our grade, we need to bent."
"let's get benting."

by ng2210 February 24, 2019

Got me bent

Got me messed up. Got me going crazy.

“Yo did you see that Mr. jones assigned twenty five assignments that are due at midnight?!”

“Yea, he got rly got me bent”

by https://www.yourmom.com March 24, 2020

Bentley Little

An awesome horror fiction writer! Bentley Little was born in Arizona after his mother watched the premiere of Psycho. He is a Bram Stoker Award winner, who can count Stepen King and Dean Koontz as fans.

"A master of the macabre"--Stephen King

"Rock-'em, shock-'em contempory terror fiction" --Dean Koontz

Bentley Little takes on ordinary subjects and exploites and exaggerates their possiblities for nefarious activities. In The Store he looks behind the scenes of a Wal-mart-like mega store and the terrible effects it has on a small town. In The Policy, he looks a the very real scenario of insurance companies controlling and ruining lives. Most of Bentley Little's books are scary because they seem like they actually could happen.

by Charles_U_Farley July 17, 2009

Benster

A lovely boy who always knows how to make you smile! Very amusing and also a little bit good with sticking a needle in your body with ink to make pretty pictures! A great friend and a jolly drunk.

"Does anyone know a Benster? I need one as a companion!"
"I could really do with a Benster in my life..."

by KariKrunk November 15, 2007

Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

by t7j939 April 30, 2010

dead bent

To be very intoxicated .Mosty referring to alcohol intoxication but could be other drugs in the mix.

Man last night I was dead bent off that Hen.

by Meraleas December 7, 2006