joe bornstein

a law office and a god

i went to joe bornstein's office

by hi ti January 23, 2018

Beezstein

A penis that was recently inserted into a poopy butthole and came out mostly black/brown

Jacob's penis is a beezstein.

by Sloom1995 June 16, 2017

Ernstein

A true paragon of propriety, he always makes sure everyone is happy and accounted for.

"This Ernstein guy is truly a paragon of propriety!"

by PeckingDuckGod August 10, 2018

Bronstein delay

what you to say someone who is slowing you down, or to someone who moves slow.

Charlie, you're totally Bronstein delaying us, scherzo up!

by ANSM December 17, 2010

Leon Burstein

1. one who makes the world a brighter place by just smiling
2. one who is sexy and sweet at the same time
3. one who is loved and will be loved by wei

That silly big bird cawwwing over there is definitely a Leon Burstein!

by wei July 17, 2004

Bornstein

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.

I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.

by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009

bornstein

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.

1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."

by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011