"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
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BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
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"Animal Crossing looks amazing! My kids will love creating their own islands on the Switch!"
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"
"It's only available until March."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"
"It's only available until March."
"But why?!"
"Because Nintendo."
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Get the beercation mug.An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.
Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.
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