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Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.
by vander-dale May 17, 2009
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Chester Bennington

He's the lead singer of rock band - Linkin Park. A true legend, that changed your life without you even knowing who he is. Recently, he commited suicide. People say it's for attention. People say he had everything. But he clearly didn't. Maybe he wanted less? He loved his family and friends. And he will be remembered in our hearts.
Thank you Chester Bennington for sharing such good lyrics with the world.
by mads1994 August 3, 2017
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spread betting

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.
Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) August 18, 2006
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Kent bunting

2020 ends with Christmas where the Kent countryside has been decorated in soiled underpants thanks to the contributions of thousands of stranded lorry drivers.
Drove through Kent yesterday, saw the legendary Kent bunting, many a yellow front brown backs as far as the eyes could see!
by Joe Smiff December 24, 2020
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Chester Charles Bennington

lead vocals of Linkin Park known to the world as simply Chester Bennington. Has a great voice, actually when he sings he has 3 different voices. Chester was born on March 20, 1976. He is the oldest of the Linkin Park members.
yeah go chester charles bennington aka chazy chaz you rock!
by king of rock September 24, 2005
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Chester Bennington

The man who spoke up for those who couldn't
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Bender bending rodriguez

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."
by AJAW October 11, 2004
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