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wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by Rykirb October 16, 2008
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"Last night I drank way too much makers mark...then came home and ate an entire roll of Oreos."

"Dude, that's gross"

"Yeah, those Oreos were a bender ender...I never want to see another sweet in my life!"
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bonkers

That was bonkers dude!
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sneaky beckers

when a guy manages to get a cellphone into a girl's cootchie without her noticing.
dude i fully gave her the sneaky beckers last night when she was asleep, now my phone smells rank!
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Beatles Bender

A period of time when you listen to nothing but the Beatles over and over again.
Person 1: Dude, you've been listening to Abbey Road on repeat for 3 hours.

Person 2: I can't help it, I'm on a Beatles Bender.
by Cynic4Life August 16, 2012
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Anal-bender

A gay male who acts stupid and foolish in an argument or heated situation.

Inspired by the word "Airbender".
Gay male: "Are you sad that I talk to more girls than you do?"
You: "Shut the fuck up anal-bender."
by mplougj January 15, 2022
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