Bangkok Dangerous

Having unprotected sex with an Asian partner.

I went Bangkok Dangerous last night with Ling Ling after we left the party.

by maluttr August 2, 2010

Bangkok Spring Breeze

Analingus followed by a pleasant whiff of flatulence. Often, a disappointing false alarm for a Cleveland steamer.

My uncle often plays a Bangkok Spring Breeze as a prank on me. Uncle is so playful!

by breezer August 21, 2006

Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental city, the crem-de-la-crem. The best city in Thailand.

I spent one night in Bangkok in 1985, 18 years later, I bought a ocean-front home down there.

by Saints September 20, 2003

Bangkok Expressway

verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".

Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!

by BnC baconator August 5, 2010

Bangkok Rust

When you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her mother across the face with the shit off you dick.

As her mom walked in, I gave her a taste of the bangkok rust.

by Bow Brown January 14, 2009

The Bangkok Bus Ride

Having sex with thai hookers in a car.

I took a road trip in Thailand and i had The Bangkok Bus Ride

by Steve Hemmings October 1, 2008

Bangkok Bug-Spray

A man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then stimulates her nipples so that they begin to lactate. After the lactation begins, he then walks her around "pumping" her (like a can of bug spray) while squirting her breast milk around the room (like bug spray).

"Dude, what are all these weird stains on everything?"

"Oh, sorry about that, me and Allisen were doing the Bangkok Bug-Spray and got breast milk on everything. It won't come out"

by theylo fejon August 15, 2008