A portuguese God, similar to an eagle, that wears a scarf, which all portuguese people must obey. His arch enemy is Sporting, the portugese devil, a green falcon that can control the wind.
Ajude-me deus do Benfica, mim necessitam o dinheiro para meus miúdos!!Sustento Sporting longe de meu repouso!
by BVal June 27, 2005
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Get the benicia mug.A football club in Portugal, known for being the club of the fascist regime in Portugal, that ended in 1974. They are linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT!
Since then, they lost the leadership to another club. Thanks to their connections to the government, media, justice, etc they manage to pass the idea that they only loose because the competition is corrupt.
In 2004/05 they managed to win a league by controlling referees, and "friends" in high positions in the league administration. They did it again in 2009/10. Of course, when playing the Champions League, they only show how ridiculous they are as a team, loosing all away games, scoring ZERO goals.
They're corrupt and a total joke. Please check their website, at vermelhices.com
Since then, they lost the leadership to another club. Thanks to their connections to the government, media, justice, etc they manage to pass the idea that they only loose because the competition is corrupt.
In 2004/05 they managed to win a league by controlling referees, and "friends" in high positions in the league administration. They did it again in 2009/10. Of course, when playing the Champions League, they only show how ridiculous they are as a team, loosing all away games, scoring ZERO goals.
They're corrupt and a total joke. Please check their website, at vermelhices.com
SporesBoa e Benfica, also know as Benfica, ae linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT! They already tried to get FC Porto out of UEFA competitions but lost. This process was a shameful disgrace, because it was proved that they had no case, and furthermore, they gave an impression of being completely incompetent.
by dragao December 1, 2010
Get the SporesBoa e Benfica mug.Crappy little town that is located directly next to Vallejo. The cops there have no real crime to deal with, so they prey on people who commit minuscule offenses such as speeding (27mph in a 25mph zone) or assault (someone gets bitch slapped and calls the cops). They're all on a huge power trip. In this town, nearly everyone is white or white washed. Most people are filthy rich or spoiled. Homelessness is illegal, and cops truck the poor bastard over to Vallejo. Most residence are either ghetto-phobes or ghetto mongers.
If part of the first category, the Benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming Vallejo, and blaming every problem in Benicia on Vallejo. (note, this is complete bullshit)
If part of the second category, the Benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. While doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. Also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. In reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in ass kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.
There are some people who reside in Benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.
If part of the first category, the Benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming Vallejo, and blaming every problem in Benicia on Vallejo. (note, this is complete bullshit)
If part of the second category, the Benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. While doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. Also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. In reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in ass kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.
There are some people who reside in Benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.
ex. A)Cop 1: Any crime out on the streets of Benicia?
Cop 2: There was a fight at the middle school so i called
SWAT.
ex. B)Resident1: OMG! There's a guy from Vallejo walking on
the street! Call the cops!
ex.C)Resident2: Y0 guyzzz1 im so d0wn to be thugg1ng i am
way off of the chainzzzz!
Cop 2: There was a fight at the middle school so i called
SWAT.
ex. B)Resident1: OMG! There's a guy from Vallejo walking on
the street! Call the cops!
ex.C)Resident2: Y0 guyzzz1 im so d0wn to be thugg1ng i am
way off of the chainzzzz!
by imamnotjono March 12, 2011
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