Captain Morgan Belt Buckle

The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.

The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!

by IN Famous July 2, 2010

Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.

Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.

by Stupidstupidman May 28, 2018

Italian Belt Buckle

When you try to conceal a raging boner by placing it between your clothing waistline and stomach

"I had to make an Italian Belt Buckle before I stood up in class"

by phatmanXXL July 21, 2019

sticky belt buckle

When you dry hump someone whilst fully clothed to the point of cumming on their belt buckle/waist band.

“Oh man I really gave her the sticky belt buckle yesterday”

by Jammy d May 31, 2020

North Battleford Belt Buckle

North Battleford Belt Buckle

When your girlfriend is riding you reverse cowgirl in the back door and gets off but lays her load on the region between the belly button and your nethers.

"I had the best time with my girl last night till her gave me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"
"We couldn't see each other any more she keeps asking to give me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"

by analwilliam July 19, 2019

Rocky mountain belt buckle

Noun: A sexual act where the male anally penetrates the female and then, "reaches around" and inserts his fingers into her vagina. If all 4 fingers are used the motion is similar to a cowboy tugging on his belt buckle.

Formerly known as a greasy briefcase.

My wife was so drunk and horny last night she asked me hitch her up like a Rocky mountain belt buckle!

by ShedderOfLight August 1, 2020

brother mattes's belt buckle

Small brown penis flopped over the belt

Have you seen Brother Mattes's belt buckle?

by Master PK August 31, 2023