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miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008
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Bullshittery

The act of making false statements or claims.
Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."
by electric172 August 28, 2005
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Bullshitry

Something that is comprised or is the result of bullshit. A noun used as an object expressing frustration with the bullshitty aspects of something.
The bullshitry they put you through in that class is absolutely bullshit.
by JayChele February 11, 2009
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That's that bullshit

Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit
by PISSED OFF!!!! FUUUU October 16, 2018
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bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
by Domestic violins April 27, 2008
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Bullshitosis

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
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Bullshititis

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.
"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
by LaneG March 6, 2009
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