bellend

1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!

by Neo December 26, 2003

Super Bellend

A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.

My flat mate last year was a super bellend.

by Osama Bin Bellend July 14, 2011

bellend

1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.

Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."

by Dr. Orthant Jan Glockenspiel May 13, 2011

bellend

someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend

by M Farley July 7, 2004

bellendrical

To be as a bellend is

your being bellendrical you bellend!

by Big Worm September 8, 2003

bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003

Bellend Squad

A group of morons that have little to do with their lives other than threaten people over Facebook.

Chav 1: You best watch yurr back coz bellend squad is gonna get ya ygm.
Chav 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Heanorboy June 22, 2011