Belgian Creamery

An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.

I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.

by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020

Belgian Tuck

When you tuck your dick between your buttcheeks

Jean Claude was able to do the splits so well because of the Belgian tuck.

by waron45` October 19, 2020

Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.

When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.

by kps000 June 22, 2009

Beluga Whale

Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.

Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.

Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.

Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.

Steve: They must be hungry.

by Kobe24Mamba February 14, 2012

Beluga Whale

Large Creatures to have evolved into feminists and try to mate at anti Trump rails with there screams of hate.

Man she's a big Beluga Whale I have never encountered one so up close, I was afraid she was going to accuse me of rape.

by @realEverardo October 3, 2017

Belgrade

Belgrade (Beograd) is the capital of Serbia, with 1.6 million people living there. It is located in the South-East of Europe, in the Balkan Peninsula, at the flowing rivers of the Sava and Danube rivers. It is one of the oldest cities in Europe and since ancient times it has been an important traffic focal point, an intersection of the roads of Eastern and Western Europe.

Belgrade is the capital of Serbia.

by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005

Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008