Bellend

Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.

Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!

by Flabbador March 24, 2010

Belsen Bum

Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse

Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*

by Sah rah November 6, 2007

Besden

Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.

“Adam! I see you at the pool bar! Make that 2 Besdens please mert!”

“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”

“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”

by A-ForceAl June 16, 2018

beldina

Beautiful girl in Italian.
Can also be shortened to "Bella"
Refers to one of immense talent, beauty,skill, brains and most of all gallons of charm so suck on that!
I'm not a fucking cum dumpster.

Whoever thought up cum dumpster is getting a fist up their ass. Soon.

"That girl is amazing..."
"Yeah..but she's no Bella" ( or Beldina) if you please.

by isgdflasbgli November 5, 2006

Beadenomics

1) The use of Mardi Gras beads as a form of currency.

2) The science that deals with the exchange of Beads for the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, or the material welfare of humankind.

3) Beads were once believed to only be good for seeing womens breasts, but due to weakening of the US dollar beads are now more valuable then ever.

4) Beads keep you warm.

Ive gotten cheeseburgers and a haircut in exchange for some beads.... thats Beadenomics.

by BCmizzle December 17, 2009

Bergen-Belsen

Nazi Concentration Camp, Anne Frank died here.

Did you know Anne Frank died in Bergen-Belsen?

by Shawarma123456765432 May 29, 2008

belsen

1) name for the glans penis adapted from the vulgar bell end to refer to a foolish person or someone with no apparent control of their actions.
2) WWII Nazi death camp situated in North West Germany.

"check that barmcake out - he's only gone and fallen asleep at the bar and pissed himself. The stool's soaked and somebody could slip on the floor - what a fucking belsen!"

by Ben Cooke December 25, 2007