bejeweled blindness

when you play bejeweled to the point where you can't see obvious moves anymore.

person a: "dude, move the blue jewel right there!"

person b: "where?"

person a: "right in front of you!"

person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"

by izmthrower September 19, 2009

bejeweled

A term used when expressing that someone was totally pwned, or morally defecated upon.

Halonub1: *Camping in corner with shotty*

Halonub2: *Ninja's Halonub1*

Muahahaha, get bejeweled, bk!

by Jeezus Chryst October 28, 2009

Bejewelus coruscus

The latin name for Bejeweled Jittery Syndrome. It is characterize by constant playing the game Bejeweled on the internet and the jittery feeling between games. It is especially apparent when the victim happen to be on fire in the game, resulting in shaky hands and twitching muscles.

Me:"Dude, why is Ron all twitchy right now?"
Bob:"He was playing bejeweled blitz on facebook all day and now he got bejewelus coruscus. Don't give him anything sharp."
Ron:"DUDE!!! I just got fucking 369,000! FUCK YEAH!!!"
Me and Bob: *facepalm*

by pathological cheater February 26, 2010

Bejeweling

The act of plastering jewels, sequins, and all other manner of glittery, shiny crap all over EVERYTHING

"What happened to your backpack?"
"My little sister went on a bejeweling craze last night..."

by StovetopOntop January 5, 2012

Bejengas

1. Huge breasts.

2. Surprisingly huge breasts

Boy1: Hey did you see the tits on her?

Boy2: BEJENGAS!

by stormstoppa July 25, 2009

belewa

This Word Means Big Pants, in An African Language Called “Mende”

I can’t fit any of your pants, there too belewa.

by africalovee May 22, 2018

East Bejesus

A particularly remote, inconvenient location. Akin to the informal use of 'Siberia.'

"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."

Also:

"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."

by Zwieback January 12, 2018