begone thot

You chillin in class and a THOT is trying to bother you so you yell BEGONE THOT

Leave me alone begone thot

by Send bobs January 13, 2018

And so it begins

The phrase was used by King Theoden in the Lord of the Rings movie "The Two Towers" right before the major battle at Helms Deep. The phrase can be used to signify the start of a major or significant event.

JJ Abrams has been named the director of the next Star Wars movie...."and so it begins".

by AlohaJED October 7, 2016

baginer

The Australian pronunciation of bagina.
-See bagina

G'dye mate! I sure do love me some baginer!

by yodawgg February 26, 2015

The Story Begins

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.

A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

leave the church before the singing begins

coitus interruptus

When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.

by icefields January 31, 2009

Every kiss begins with K

“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.

Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.

Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.

by Goldenrod June 21, 2008