beeline

a quick and direct route (from the belief that bees take such routes when they return to their hives)

I made a beeline for the bathroom to get cold water.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008

Beelzebozo

Alter ego of the late, great comedian Bill Hicks. A bit in which he said he was available for children's parties as an evil clown.

Beelzebozo: Hi, kids, it's Beelzebozo time! Tell me something, who here outta you young'uns has never...watched a skin flick? C'mere, Tommy! See them? Them's titties, hoo-hoo!

Tommy: Mommyyyyyyyyy!

Beelzebozo: That is your mommy!

by jaws1385 November 17, 2009

BagelMeal

BagelMeal- A cup of oatmeal with peanut butter honey and protein powder made by someone who used to own a bagel store. BagelMeal has no real meaning and it was originally used a comeback to someone who plays magic cards and couldnt handle the fact that he got called out on it so his comeback was "Bagelmeal"

"you know how tommy used to make bagels...and now..he makes oatmeal..WELL ITS CALL BAGELMEAL"

Bagelmeal can also be used for owning kids, getting drunk or for absolutely no reason.

Greg: Did you tell Tommy about the BagelMeal Chris?

"ah dude I totally sat on that parking cone last night when i was Bagelmealed"

"you guys going out tonight? im in the mood to get fuckin bagelmealed"

by LATAKED April 11, 2013

Suffern Bagel Shop

The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.

Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Beela

two swisher sweets put together to make 1 big blunt.

i roll up a beela, that's two swisher sweets...
WE BLOWIN PURP FOREVER!!!

by Abayman March 23, 2009

Bagel Belt

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

by rlr4818 October 4, 2008

Bagel Bag

Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!

by bunnyrabbit999 December 31, 2012