Beertervention

n. A form of Intervention sponsored by those who wish to release a friend from their dependence on shitty, watery beer.

It wasn't until Paul passed over a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in favor of Natty Light that they knew a beertervention was called for.

by wordsmif December 2, 2009

beerery

A place where they sell beer.

Hofbrauhaus is a much better beerery than Rock Bottom.

by yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 14, 2009

beerzerk

A form of madness due to lack of, or over-consumption, of beer.

" Man if i dont have any beer, im gonna go beerzerk tonight"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd September 25, 2003

Beerteen

The age all women/girls are once the voyeur/admirer has become intoxicated. If a women/girl is said to be beerteen years old by her admirer, it is then excusable for him to try and hit on her even if, were he sober, the age difference between the two would make such actions immoral.

Man I'm wasted! See Jennifer over there? Yeah, I don't care if she's only 16, at the moment she's beerteen to me.......I'm gonna go see if she wants some loving!

by Sam 22 August 27, 2007

Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 22, 2006

Beerjerk

A beer snob who considers Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or any other macrobrews as "pisswater", requests obscure and unavailable craft and import beers at bars and loudly complains about how these "troglodytes" would drink Bud Light-labeled goat piss and not know the difference. Also tends to collect beer labels, steal beer coasters off bars, and brews his own beer, which results in exploding bottles, which he gives away to friends. Usually spotted around the New York/New Jersey area.

Beerjerk called that fratboy a gay circus pony after he offered him a Bud Light.

by Beerjerk July 1, 2011

Beerberry

Strawberries are berries grown on straw.
Cranberriesare berries that cranes love to eat.
Blueberriesare berries which color is blue.
And so your belly is ...
Beerberry

Berryberry is a berry filled with a lot of beer.

I've been spending too much time at bars lately and getting fat. Look at my belly, it's a "beerberry."

by Sachie Kanda February 14, 2008