beer

a substance imbibed by males which, in time improves the appearance of ugly women and should be purchased more than makeup cuz it does a whole hell of a lot more for ya if yer really ugly than any makeup ever will

After 15 beers, rosie odonnel becomes do-able

by king god the pharoah December 21, 2003

Beer

- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.

- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

beer

Fuel for a persons sex machine

Beer good.

by flapjacks May 26, 2003

beer

the true nectar of life

-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

by Duffman August 11, 2003

beer

its what my daddy drinks before he beats me

daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee

by supdude54 May 28, 2008

Beer

Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.

Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
---------------------------------or
Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.

by Gustave Delior February 14, 2009

beer

a drink destined to be spilled

"Oh shit someone spilled the beer."
"Again?"

by sillymanilly October 24, 2007