beermann

The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)

Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.

by The coolest fucking guy alive December 23, 2010

beerability

The phenomenon of alcohol influence on performance ability when playing skill involved drinking games.

Beerability includes the "sweet spot" or perfect level of drunkness . Not drunk = poor play. "Sweet spot" = awesome play. Too drunk = abysmal play.

by $T$ May 15, 2009

beergasm

Beergasm: (beer orgasm) The shudder you get when having your first sip of beer. you may also get one with your second sip of beer, otherwise known as a multiple beergasm.

"I just had a beergasm"

by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

beerealization

The exact moment at which a person discovers they enjoy the taste of beer.

"Phil took a sip of a beer and for the first time did not gag, in fact he really enjoyed the taste. He finally had his beerealization, only 9 months after he started drinking it."

by Philip Jones September 20, 2007

beereakfast

Beer for breakfast.

Dude 1: Congrats on finally getting a job.

Dude 2: Thanks, I'm sure gonna miss having beereakfast though.

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

beeracle

When you think you're out of beer but then find one hiding in the back of your fridge.

We're out of booze...wait, it's a beeracle!

by ucfreefall April 1, 2006

beerabetic

One who has special dietary beer needs.

"Want a Bud Light?"
"No thanks, I'm a beerabetic."
"Huh?"
"I'll take a real beer if you have one, though."
"For instance?"
"Oh, you know, Guiness Stout, Sam Adams, Bareknuckle Stout, whatever..."

by rogue14 September 7, 2007