beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

beef curtain

Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.

A porn star likely has beef curtains.

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

beef curtains

1)Pussy lips

See Also : Dick Huggers, Meat Curtains, Dick Blockers

"Ima kick you in the beef curtains"
she said,"Your dick tore my beef curtains"

by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 9, 2003

beef curtain

A Pussy Lip.

"Dude! Last night I devoured my girlfriend's beefcurtains!"

by Zach January 29, 2003

Beef Curtains

Noun: (Slang/offensive)

A vagina.

1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"

by alf182 December 23, 2008

beef curtains

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

by David Keenan June 19, 2007