In bed

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

by SilvaSanman February 29, 2008

BED

Binge Eating Disorder (see COE)

BED is an eating disorder.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

Bed

Where you were conceived

My parents had sex in their bed, that's the reason why we exist

by TheWarHorse100 January 15, 2021

in bed with

It means he or she has a personal or business relationship with someone else, especially one that seems to be dishonest or undesirable for some reason.

They suspect he is a double agent and is in bed with the enemy

by zaaax February 7, 2021

bed

To make somebody sleep by singing a lullaby or by other means.

Kemi: Have you put the kids to bed
Kunle: Yes ma'am

by DollyP February 4, 2008

Bed

My favourite hello and hardest goodbye.

*wakes up at 6.00am*
I cant wait to go to bed!

by Classicblondie May 22, 2018

bed

something to sleep on and can put someone on

joseph loves beds and putting people to bed.

by stanparkjisung October 16, 2019