Ass Beeting

To physically insert a beet in to someone's rectum.

Hey, do you want me to give you an Ass Beeting? Sure, Beets already taste like shit anyway.

by MJR1Justin February 8, 2018

Laundry Basketing

Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.

"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"

"Totally, I dont think he noticed."

by Littyinthecity May 29, 2018

Corn Bucketting

The sexual act of taking a female partner and a gallon of cream corn and a KFC buckett to a field and proceeding to fill every orfus on her body with the cream corn. After the corning is complete, kill da bitch and place a kfc bucket on her head. Then proceed to make sweet sweet sweet corn love to that hot bod.

"So how bout you's crabslashin hamburgler ho's come corn bucketting wit us?"
Dude, "Remember when we corn bucketted your sister? No? Well I do!"
"Wiggly Woot Woot In you're toot toot when I's gonna corny bucketted you boo!"
"Ya hear that??? Corn Bucketting! Let's Roll!"

by BassGod! January 20, 2008

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

bickering

the act of removing anal hair with teeth, often the prelude to a rimjob

Kate's a dirty bitch, we were bickering last night and i nearly choked on a cleggnut

by charlie23 October 17, 2006

Becking

Becking" (verb) To use violent metaphors or make thinly-veiled suggestions of violence against opponents, while maintaining plausible deniability against charges of incitement

The timeline also unintentionally chronicles the becking of America, in which right-wing media personalities and lawmaker employ violent metaphors or thinly-veiled suggestions of violence to demonize their opponents.

Our country is, in a word, well and truly Becked.

by indolering January 10, 2011

Bucketing

Where two fat lezzers (lesbians) with massive "bucket" minge's (wide vagina's) scissor each other.

Friend 1 "Where's Dolly tonight?"
Friend 2 "She's not coming out, she is likely "Bucketing" Eliza again!"

by tehostrich November 10, 2012