Beastyest

The best of the best.
Nothing can possibly be better.

Bob has the Beastyest kicks. ever.

by emmakay November 3, 2009

beastie

Way cool, very good, awesome.

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!

by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010

BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.

Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."

by R-Ill May 16, 2009

beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

breastrection

When the nipple becomes erect

He noticed his "breastrection" occurred when the weather is cold.

by Crafting disaster June 20, 2017

beastsexual

Man raping horse

John: hi Ollie what is your sexuality

Ollie: I’m beastsexual

John: what does that mean
Ollie: it means I molest horses
John: oh

by Twigtwat December 10, 2020

beastiekin

noun. origin 1111<MB
1.) a cute beastie
2.) a common misspelling of basilican

"The wild cat was quite the nefarious beastiekin."

"That church looks very beastiekin!"

by nefariousbeastiekin1 November 20, 2009