berenstain bears

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.

hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?

by bulldop April 6, 2017

bearsuit

1. a bear suit, outfit or costume.
2. A spazz band from Norwich whom enjoy dressing up as bears.

bearsuits will take over the world!

by colly October 23, 2003

Beardy McBeardo

Someone that has a lot of beard. Friends are usually quietly jealous of him.

Guy 1: Who's beardy mcbeardo over there?
Guy 2: Ray Lamontagne
Guy 3: Oh man I wish I had his luscious beard. Its thick like a pile of leaves on an autumn day.

by coffee1 September 12, 2010

drop bears

relatives of the koala, indigenous to Australia...these are the scariest most insane creaters in the world. Largely unknown to those outside Australia!

The bloody drop bears mate...betta whatcheself-

by herbiewa May 4, 2004

bears in trees

a very snazzy dirtbag boyband that i love very much.

they consist of: iain - vocals, lyrics + bass; nick - guitar + lyrics; callum - ukulele, piano + vocals; and george - drums + production

DEFINITELY GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC <333

person 1: i listen to bears in trees!!

person 2: omg??? you must be so swag, they're amazing

by kindasage July 3, 2021

Care Bears

A popular 80's cartoon, that has recently come back into style, and features bears that shoot some kind of healing light out of their tummies. Also cared for the entire world, somehow.

Care Bears live in their kigdom in the clouds, called Carealot.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 22, 2003

beardyfish

An older male who seemingly commands respect for apparent wisdom, telling of incidents in his past which may seem genuine and enthralling to the young or the naive, but can easily be seen as fantasy by anyone offering even a little scrutiny.

A Beardyfish will tell tales of fights, wealth & sexual exploits but will never back them up with any detail or fact, using phrases such as ‘a gentlemen never tells’ or ‘you don’t know my background’, in the hope that ‘mystery’ will be an adequate substitute for ‘reality’

A Beardyfish thinks he is wise and experienced (as an older, bearded, wise-man of a tribe) but due to the actual lack of real knowledge of his fictitious adventures he proves very gullible to pranks and wind-ups on subjects he claims to know a lot about (and so is fished-in)

Chris “Rob’s claiming he was in the army, based in Hereford England, but he’s not allowed to say what regiment he was in”

Ian “WTF! He worked in a factory in Birmingham for 30 years, when did he have time to be in the SAS? He’s such a Beardyfish! Let’s ask him what colour the roof of the boat house is…”

by carrots361 March 8, 2010