The Beard

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.

by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009

beard

Beards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck.

Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp'

by (*Sean*) October 11, 2006

Beard

Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")

Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!

by Hewoah August 11, 2010

The Beard

a 7o's reference to Castro, the communist leader of Cuba by the movie 'ScareFace'

"are we going to take a wack at the Beard?" 'ScareFace'

by dan westrum August 1, 2006

Beards

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

by shup July 7, 2004

beard

slang for I don't believe you

Since john didn't believe jack, he said beard.

by moesun November 6, 2017

Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020