Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.

"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"

by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019

Beardless Mike

A slang term for penis

I went to a roller derby event and someone had their beardless mike hanging out of their pants

by Fist56 January 25, 2026

Cock barnacles

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby

Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles

by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022

going barnacles

receiving the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024