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Beaned

Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?
Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!
by oceanpearl January 27, 2015
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Beaned

Verb that means to get disconnected from xbox live whilst playing a game because you are too cheap to pay for internet and our attempting to steal your neighbors, which fades in and out.

Also known as being welf .
" Oh, man..Tommy beaned from the party, he should just buy internet and not steal his neighbors internet!"
by beeboobop2579 December 19, 2012
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beaned out

When the act of beaning out has been complete.

When the car reaches the number of passengers the car is supposed to seat and you and your friends continue to pile people in until you have "beaned out" the vehicle. Meaning that the floor, laps, and roof all become acceptable seating for a ride, many times the vehicles become "Bean out" just to say that you have "beaned out" you ride
"You guys want to go grab a bite to eat?"
"Sure, we can take my car"
"You drive a Jetta"
"So, theres only like 9 of us"

"Dude remember that weekend up at the lake, we beaned the shit out of your van"

When seatbelts become objects that get in the way, you know your ride has become "beaned out"
by Wordz are Reel October 23, 2006
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looney beaned

getting fucked with, when an 80 year old retard screws you over
im pissed cuz i just got looney beaned

fight on trojans (Fags)
by thug life14 October 7, 2011
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beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.
"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"
by kcud May 19, 2014
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Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.
I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!
by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010
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beaned

beaned as in beanedandtoasted.com, the trendsetter for UK student lifestyle.
you have been beaned - you have been beanedandtoasted
by pookle July 25, 2004
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