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subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.
“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”
by applejuice25 November 30, 2019
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Tactical Baptism

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism
by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018
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mountaineer baptism

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.
After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.
by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022
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florida baptism

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.
Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.
by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009
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Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
by Etoufee December 2, 2016
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hot tub baptism

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.
Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>
by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012
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Baptismal rape

The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.
Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.
by Jo Mamma123 January 17, 2011
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