Ballet

The closest one can get to flying.

"My soul is in the sky."
-William Shakespeare

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Person: Why do you love ballet so much, if your feet look like THAT?
Dancer: It's as close as one can get to flying.

by It's Kat, Darling! September 23, 2009

Winnebago Ballet

An elegant dance of the American family camper vs. any passing vehicle where the 'passee' is completely oblivious of the 'passer' all the while swerving and making frequent stops or sudden slow-downs to oogle wildlife and scenic overlooks. The ensuing dance is usually if not always done on a double yellow line, two lane road that serpentines for miles and miles with no clear passing opportunities until the 'passer' summons the gift of GREAT BALLS to chance the split second window and make their passing move. The dance is always followed up with the one finger salute from the 'passer' to the 'passee' upon completion of the ballet.

..."while driving the Blue Ridge Parkway I had to do the Winnebago Ballet quite a few times in order to get anywhere"

by hexacat July 31, 2008

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.

Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

by Ancient Grease March 10, 2019

Ballet

Hard as shit

Ballet is easy right?

by Jen234 March 4, 2017

1 Bullet

A term used to describe the person you hate most in the world. I.e. If you only had 1 bullet to kill one person in the world.

Boy : Man I hate that fat cunt. He is definitly my 1 Bullet

by Colm.. December 27, 2008

dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

by Wishon March 30, 2010

bulletin-whore

someone on myspace who leaves an infinite number of bulletins on myspace to the point u cannot keep up with them and they are basically the same thing rephrased.

There goes Joe again telling us about his party on Friday this is probably his 23rd bulletin.....damn bulletin-whore.

by leovenus1977 January 7, 2009