A fun game to play with a BBW.
(DO NOT PLAY IF YOU DO NOT SQUAT DEADLIFT & BENCH PRESS)
Object of the game is to carry your voluptuous lover up the stairs into in bedroom before laying the smackdown.
If you make it to the room on the floor that is considered a touch down in my book.
If you make it to the bed that is the extra point.
Doing a spin around or tossing her in the air is the two point conversion.
Now here is where Mortal Kombat Test Your Might comes in.
Be sure to have a place were if you lose grip or fall you can place her down before someone gets hurt.
Don't let her fuck your back up, if she loses grip she wasn't ready to play like she thought she was.
(DO NOT PLAY IF YOU DO NOT SQUAT DEADLIFT & BENCH PRESS)
Object of the game is to carry your voluptuous lover up the stairs into in bedroom before laying the smackdown.
If you make it to the room on the floor that is considered a touch down in my book.
If you make it to the bed that is the extra point.
Doing a spin around or tossing her in the air is the two point conversion.
Now here is where Mortal Kombat Test Your Might comes in.
Be sure to have a place were if you lose grip or fall you can place her down before someone gets hurt.
Don't let her fuck your back up, if she loses grip she wasn't ready to play like she thought she was.
BBW: Carry me up the stairs Big Daddy
Man: Thinks to himself (I'm gonna do the #BambiLegsChallenge)
(3 Minutes Struggling Up the Stairs)
BBW: WHY YOUR LEGS SHAKIN'
Game Over.
Man: Thinks to himself (I'm gonna do the #BambiLegsChallenge)
(3 Minutes Struggling Up the Stairs)
BBW: WHY YOUR LEGS SHAKIN'
Game Over.
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The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.
The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.
The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.
The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.
The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.
The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.
Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .
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