mater bater

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

Beer Dick Bater

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

by Mark19 August 20, 2008

Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg

When you poop into a baseball bat mold and freeze it. Then, use it to beat women.

Wife: "Hey babe, I just got back from the store, but I forgot to get you your foot cream."
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*

by Voiys May 18, 2021

Master duh Bater

"Master duh Bater" -- someone who sounds like they're arguing, stupidly, but really just engaging in mental masturbation.

I thought I was educating a troll online, but it turns out he's a Master duh Bater!

by zippyskippy May 27, 2024

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

Brownie Bater

When your eating someone out and they start to shit and you continue to eat them out with the shit mixing everywhere.

Bro i just gave this chick the biggest brownie bater ever.

by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018

Master Bater

Master bater is a person who mastered the art of masturbation.

Kyle is a master bater

by Chuggiecheese October 3, 2021